So hey.
I wrote a book.
I'll upload chapter one as soon as I quit being lazy.
Jacki
About Me
- Jacki Trew...
- Brown hair, brown eyes, swears too much, drives like a maniac. I suck at my job, play with my hair when I get nervous, and always always have painted nails. Favourite colour? Yellow. Favourite food? Sandwiches. Blood type? Pinot Grigio. If I was an animal, I'd either be a starfish/eagle hybrid or Gonzo from The Muppets Show. Anything else? I fucking love my life.